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Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Stranger, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Stranger
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    Here's my short list:

    Absolute Zero
    The Cavern
    7500
    Altitude
     
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    Chopping Mall

    Contact
     
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    I got so bored during Ghost Rider with Nicholas Cage that I fell asleep in the movie theater. Woke up and left while the movie was still going.
     
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    I'm going with Blair Witch, The Gray, and Mission to Mars.
     
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    Land of the Lost (Will Farrel)
     
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    Freejack.
     
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    Last Action Hero.
     
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    I'm currently watching American Ninja on youtube lol
     
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    My friend used to love that movie and would watch it all the time.
     
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    I havent seen it in about 20 years. Now I'm remembering why hahahahaha

    Off topic but look on youtube for a Sydney based horror called The Tunnel. One of the best horror films I've seen in years
     
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    The worst movies of all time, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Surf Nazis Must Die deserves a dishonorable mention, too.
     
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    "The Conqueror" with John Wayne. Worse movie ever made. Everyone should watch it.
     
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    I actually liked these.
    My wife insisted on watching part of Melinda Melinda the other night (until even she had to give it up)--quite possibly the worst movie of all time. A dialogue-driven movie with implausible and awkward dialogue. Ugh.
    Seraphim Falls, The Eagle and the Bear, and Robot jox. All three have the same basic plot structures just with different Motifs, casts, etc.
    My first impulse was to say Battlefield Earth, but compared to the others I've listed, it's almost watchable.
    Species
    The Animal Within
    I'm going to quit now because the list goes on, and it's depressing to realize how much time in my life I've wasted watching :censored:
     
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    The Colony (With Laurence Fishburne). The concept is not bad (I actually like it) but the movie goes nowhere. Would have been a great tv show for sure :rolleyes_revamped:
     
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    Open Water
    Open Water 2
    Kiss Meets the Phantom in the Park
     
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    Ishtar (1987) - I don't really need to elaborate, do I?
    6 Guns (2010) - B movie western plot with F-level acting.
    21 (2008) - Potential to be a good movie, but just dragged on and on.
    Terminator 3: Rise of the machines (2003) - If that's the future, I don't want to survive Judgement Day.
    A Dirty Shame (2004): I thought that Tracy Ullman and Chis Isaak could compensate for Johnny Knoxville's lack of taste and talent. I was wrong. Not even Selma Blair's prosthetic :censored: could make up for this bomb.
    Highlander II and above (series finaly died after #5): There should have only been one.
    Pirates (2005, mainstream version): Proof that silicone implants really do affect your brain. Even the incredible amount of skin could not make up for the utter lack of acting talent.
     
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    The Big Lebowski. Period! The only movie I saw in a theater that I wanted to walk out on.
     
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    Absolutely! (I thankfully spared myself most of your list).
    :eek: If this is the worst you've seen, I applaud your taste in only watching the very best films!
     
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    Doing that now. Thanks.
     
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    Granted, I'm a sucker for science fiction, but I'm curious about why you didn't like Contact.


    I had to look up the plot line of Chopping Mall online. Looks like one would need a steady supply of mixed drinks to get through that movie!
     
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