LMAO. The third one down reminds me of a 'punch' popular in many university dorms... or at least it was. Often termed 'Purple Je**s' (go ahead; you can fill in the missing letters... I prefer not to . Primary ingredients were usually a grape or similar Kool Aid and either moonshine or (if those mixing were chem majors like ahem, your scribe here ) lab ethanol... When I was part of the mixing crew we ran the lab ethanol through 4 foot activated charcoal columns -- at least for the first batch whilst we were sober! -- to reduce 'impurities'/denaturants. Or at least that's what we claimed! L'chaim (indeed!) ! Moshe ben David
I had LI Iced Tea... once... a dash of cola adds the color to the several alcohols! Made correctly, it tastes like Iced Tea!! - more than 3 and you should be near an urgent care!
Planning on cracking open a 22-oz bottle of Ninkasi Ground Control tomorrow. (Just got it this morning as a early Christmas present from one of my co-workers.)