Hi Everybody, I've been looking at the Maxpedition Noatak for a few weeks now, and really like the size of that pack, as well as the versatility and accessibility of the gearslinger design (without looking like a purse). If I were just looking for a bag to take to work, as well as use as a diaper bag/heading out the door bag, it would be a no brainer - it looks perfect for me. The problem arises in what I am authorized to carry in uniform. As a Navy Chaplain assigned to a Marine unit, I want to get something that I can carry in civvies, as well as my Navy uniforms, as well as my MARPAT cammies. The first requirement that fits all three of those is color - black works with all three. The second requirement is a little different: while wearing MARPAT cammies, I've got to wear straps over both shoulders, whereas in Navy uniforms (service and working), I can wear a bag over one shoulder, but not across my chest. In civvies, I can obviously wear whatever the heck I want . So basically, I want a bag the size of the Noatak with two shoulder straps and it needs to be black. My biggest question is: can I find something that meets that description, but can also be easily swung around in some way to access on the go? Is there anything designed to be worn on the back (not across the chest) that can unhook quickly, swing around front, and allow me to grab things without having to dump it on the floor, or work like a contortionist to sift through? Thanks!