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Thread for Jerks, Dummies, and *******s only!

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by kd7dvd, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. kd7dvd
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    kd7dvd EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    Well, 1) it's SQL and 2) it's nonfunctional SQL at that, since I was never a(n)* SQL programmer.

    * I pronounce it ESS-CUE-ELL. This labels me a poser. Most programmers pronounce it "sequel". Personally, I think it should be pronounced "squirrel".
    ** Oh, yeah, it stands for "structured query language"

    If you don't care about fancy, you can pick up HTML pretty quickly. It's as hard as you want to make it. Get an older book about HTML and write your page with "deprecated" code. Just don't tell anyone you heard that from me. The Internet Engineering Task Force (emphasis on "force") has been after my :censored: since 1998 when I routed the entire Internet though a decrepit HP 386 box with five ethernet cards in it. (It was in a good cause. Really.)

    Go to kd7dvd.us and then find the "show source code" feature in your browser. I'm all about the deprecated code.

    Believe me, being a bus driver is a lot less stressful :)
     
  2. kd7dvd
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    kd7dvd EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    :rofl_revamped::mad:
     
  3. Mumbojumboo
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    Mumbojumboo EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    did you say jerk or nerd? Woah....:bounce:
     
  4. wundergussy

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    Oh, actually I was kidding. I thought you were intentionally typing gibberish. My bad!
     
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  5. kd7dvd
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    Trust me, you'll know when I'm gibbering! :spin: :foam_at_mouth:
     
  6. JAfromMn

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    I liked your post too :censored:
     
  7. jnsn

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    im with them, +1 on the like, just to be a jerk lol;) this is the one forum on the whole interweb (seems like) thats civil and friendly. its a positive environment and its the first place i come if ive been having a rough day. i usually leave in a better mood, or at the very least reminded that everyone in the world isnt a "richard"
     
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    "Nerk"
     
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    You mean geek, not greek. ;)
     
  10. JPHing

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    I liked all your posts fail! ::p:rofl:
     
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    Hate you :p
     
  12. Monocrom

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    This is a lovely topic . . . For me to poop on! ******
     
  13. Gnarly
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    Confirmed: Jerk, here.
     
  14. SAKplumber
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    I only stopped and read this because I'm such a jackass:)

    EDIT::I totally thought that would be censored:)
     
  15. Gnarly
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    Nope.... censor is set differently for non-Jerks.

    If you were a Jerk (like me & kd7dvd), you'd hafta spell it: jassack, in order to fool the censor.

    See: it won't let me type the word: :censored:
     
  16. Aleister

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    You (know that you) pronounce it correctly, and since we are on a jacka$$ gathering here and I can be as jacka$$ as I want, I have no remorse saying that a programmer that calls it sequel is a, well, jacka$$ :p
     
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  17. SAKplumber
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    Are you calling me a non-jerk? jerk.:)
     
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    This name-calling must increase, immediately.
    Without fail.

    Keyboard Karthasis.
     
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    kd7dvd EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    I just like to show off how much I know and how much you don't!
     
  20. SAKplumber
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    SAKplumber EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    I know you are but what am I...or something;)