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The Most Interesting Man in the World

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by JP, Jun 12, 2010.

  1. Fusilier

    Fusilier Loaded Pockets

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    My favourite.
     
  2. VT-aroo

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    Aliens abduct him, for directions.
     
  3. Al-Dog

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    He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
     
  4. pathalogical

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    His organ donation card also lists his beard.

    His reputations is expanding faster than the universe.
     
  5. WillCAD

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    Even when he's boring, he fascinates everyone.
     
  6. landwire
    • In Omnia Paratus

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    The grass is always greener on his side.
     
  7. Monocrom

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    He wins all the stuffed animals at the carnival games . . . even the ones that are rigged.
     
  8. Krustofski

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    This somehow reads like a Chuck Norris facts collection without Chuck Norris.

    (Yeah, I know the commercials.)
     
  9. Rquagliata

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    bulls, flat out refuse to fight him

    He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
     
  10. WillCAD

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    He taught Chuck Norris everything Chuck Norris knows... but not everything HE knows.
     
  11. pathalogical

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    Even when he lies, he tells the truth.
     
  12. FreestyleAssassin

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    He is left-handed. And right-handed. He is also ambidextrous.
     
  13. Towanda

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    People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions.
     
  14. Vae-Victus

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    He always does his own stunts
     
  15. Monocrom

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    He is his own wing man.
     
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    On Father's Day even children that are not his give him gifts. He is the father of all fathers.
     
  17. Underhill
    • Sponsor - Manufacturer

    Underhill Perpetually Hungry

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    I don't always watch commercials, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis commercials.


    I've also added this man as my avatar, I hope that's not considered some form of blasphemy.
     
  18. Monocrom

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    Admins. on popular internet forums use his picture as their avatars, to gain more respect from the forum members.

    ;)
     
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    He once visited a fortune teller...to warn her.