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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by JP, Jun 12, 2010.
Aliens abduct him, for directions.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
His reputations is expanding faster than the universe.
Even when he's boring, he fascinates everyone.
The grass is always greener on his side.
He wins all the stuffed animals at the carnival games . . . even the ones that are rigged.
This somehow reads like a Chuck Norris facts collection without Chuck Norris.
(Yeah, I know the commercials.)
bulls, flat out refuse to fight him
He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
He taught Chuck Norris everything Chuck Norris knows... but not everything HE knows.
Even when he lies, he tells the truth.
He is left-handed. And right-handed. He is also ambidextrous.
People hang on his every word. Even the prepositions.
He always does his own stunts
He is his own wing man.
On Father's Day even children that are not his give him gifts. He is the father of all fathers.
I don't always watch commercials, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis commercials.
I've also added this man as my avatar, I hope that's not considered some form of blasphemy.
Admins. on popular internet forums use his picture as their avatars, to gain more respect from the forum members.
He once visited a fortune teller...to warn her.