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Survival Bear Kit - WTH?

Discussion in 'EDC Bags' started by RyanMalpiede, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. RyanMalpiede

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    #5 is two joints to get you in the right frame of mind for The Catcher in the Rye..........lol
     
  3. ATF

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    That's just what I need for my blind date next week!... minus the boring book.
     
  4. Benjamin

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    I have one, I got it from Toys"R"Us.
     
  5. Exploriment

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    Years ago at a rave I met a girl with a bear back pack. But not just any old bear back pack, but one that had a bong concealed inside of it. Am I allowed to say that here?
     
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    That's a pretty funny bear. Whoever created it must have a pretty good sense of humor.
     
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    Now I've seen everything!
     
  8. comando293

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    Could you use it while it was on her back? Sounds pretty cool. I doubt that anyone who has a problem with the term "bong" would know what it is.

    Catcher in the Rye aside, the OP looks like a recipe for a party.

    I sharpen two knives in the morning, I sharpen two knives at night. I sharpen two knives in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright...
     
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    That's awesome I know what my next purchase is going to be....hey Ryan local Bako neighbor saying hi....
     
  10. Flexxx

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    Sweet, thats my new EDC
     
  11. Exploriment

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    Yes! Well, she had to take it off her back to use it, but it all stayed inside the bear. There was a tube that screwed in to the bears mouth that you drew the smoke out of, and there was a very long tube with a bowl on it that screwed into the back of the bear down towards the bottom. She had put an extra long tube there to keep the flame away from the fur and the foam. There was also a tube that came out of its chest to act as the carb. Ingenious.

    The whole contraption worked really well. Uuhhhhhh...so I witnessed anyway.
     
  12. rocketdog

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    Is it just me...

    Who else read the title of this thread and thought it was a kit to help you survive a bear attack - pepper spray, tourniquet, etc?

    And WTH is the rope for? After the pot and vodka and before the condoms you tie up the girl? This kit could have some sinister uses!
     
  13. Exploriment

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    Maybe to make a quick getaway when the husband comes home?

    I thought initially that it might have something to do with yet another branded kit from that hammy English twit, you know the one....