(Send mailing address. I honor even my foolish bets. Plus it's been more fun than I've ever had and I AM honored. Wordplay is my forte.) Had I the money I'd buy me Kifaru Nav'gator, Org'nizer, Hootch and stove too. Stuck in a city I'm no true wayfarer... WAIT WAIT! I left out universal Gunbearer!... Save up some money, why this I can do! And dream of adventures with pushmepullyou. (Dr Doolittle I also enjoyed. Many years past when I was just young boy'ed.) Too many things...keep ent'ring my mind. One bat'try flashlight that makes you go blind. Unbreakable folder with grip that won't quit. Serrations? No plainedge and low pocketclipt. Oakley's new combat boots sure make me drool. But five hundred bucks? They must think me a fool! But my feet take a beating and it must be said, End of long day and they really are dead! First time out Oakleys did cradle my arch. Cost one sev'nty nine...and boy did I march. Other boots cost me much more and much less. But Oakley's the ones that my feet really bless. (And no I'm not saying this under duress.) Five hundred bucks?..P'raps will buy them nex'! But Spyderco really has bitten me twice. Just two more from them...might really suffice. But who am I kidding I thought ZDP, Then G!0 and VG10 made me agree, There's more to acquire from this one company. Stretch ZDP and perhaps Police 3, Then Mannix if new one's in lam. ZDP! I've gone on and on and I must set you free. Once more the thread's point, there's just no more money!