4) The Awful: Case Russlock Magician's Knife. " Dale Earnhardt, Jr., 88" This is a horribly evil little knife. It's hard to open and nigh impossible to close with one hand. If you welded a dull razor blade onto a mousetrap, you could replicate the action of this abomination (and you would end up with a safer, more practical cutting tool). I didn't realize when I obtained this "magician's knife" that it would require weeks of diligent practice to master the "trick" of opening and closing it without drawing blood. It's ugly, too.