Hey all! I am trying to downsize from a large backpack to a smaller crossbody sling style bag (not a messenger) for EDC and travel. All the sling bags I have been finding seem to be cheap Chinese garbage so I am turning to you folks. I realize that some of the things I am looking for are counter to each other and also that I wont be able to get EVERYTHING I want but I am hoping you guys will be able to help me narrow the options down with some quality choices. Must be able fit a 13 inch Macbook Pro preferably in a padded compartment. Would be awesome if it also had a padded tablet sleeve to fit a 9.7 iPad pro. Should be as small as possible Must be comfortable to carry for long periods of time. Hoping for a padded shoulder strap and padded back. Would love for it to be waterproof Would like some sort of anti theft pocket to carry things like passports for international travel Must have an external water bottle pocket. Would be awesome if it has second pocket for an umbrella. Should not look "tactical" or stand out. I would like to go for a professional or business casual vibe if possible. Grey would be my preferred color. Should be as light weight as possible lightweight Thanks for any advice you can provide!