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My EDC Backfired...

Discussion in 'General EDC Discussion' started by TCC, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. swatpup102

    swatpup102 Loaded Pockets

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    Just tell her it's for your large gun barrel to prevent liquid from getting in the wrong places and causing improper operation...

    Or, if ever in this situation again, immediately reply with "giggity"
     
  2. sbillard

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    Could have been worse if you were carrying vaseline :p
     
  3. Kripto

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    Or Butter. ;)
     
  4. patrat

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    A friend of mine had the fullsize poster for The Notebook, swiped from the theater, above his bed in college. Dang thing worked, but it sure was doo-shay.
     
  5. Kripto

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    Maybe that's why I never got any, my posters were all bands like Jane's Addiction, Ministry, Cocteau Twins, and Dead Can Dance. :)
     
  6. jnsn

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    aww-riiiight
     
  7. Windex

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    Epic fail you should have said its an emergency water reservoir for when you go hiking or something.
     
  8. TCC

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    LOL! Guys, all these comments are seriously cracking me up!
     
  9. CatherineM
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    The mom in must point out that carrying a condom in your back pocket like that can cause it to fail. The friction can cause small holes to develop in them.
     
  10. TCC

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    Oh believe me, carrying it in my back pocket did cause it to fail.
     
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    Cracker Barrel mint tins make a great stealth container for your "safety gear"...just hope she doesn't want a mint.
     
  13. Fukurai
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    Fukurai EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    But that would also be funny. Imagine you'll picking up a mint, open a box and you only find condoms^^
     
  14. Signmaker

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    Along similar lines, my EDC mentality has really screwed me up when hitting the condom isle anymore. Everything there is ultra-super-micro-thin. Where the hell are the kevlar backed 1000d cordura titanium reinforced models?? I'd happily sacrifice a little extra "woohoo" for a more, er, secure perimeter around my forward operating base.
     
  15. Kripto

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    Ok, please come to my work and wipe the coffee from my monitor and keyboard. Thanks :)

    I seriously laughed pretty hard at that one.
     
  16. enki_ck

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  17. Fukurai
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    Fukurai EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    hell yeah^^
     
  18. JasonAre

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    My girlfriend EDC’s an Endura, this is why we’re engaged now.
     
  19. kertap75

    kertap75 EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    I tried to add a condom to my EDC, my wife didn't like the idea
     
  20. KLF

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    So when she finally asked to see your multitool, what were you going to do? ;) That could have opened some possibilities :p