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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. asemery

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    What’s the difference between COVID-19 and "Romeo and Juliet?"
    One’s a coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
     
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    Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?

    Because it's two tired. :bounce:
     
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    And he never listens to me....


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    SO .... You've been eating hot dogs and chicken fingers
    all your life, but don't want the vaccine because
    "You don't know what's in it".
     
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    I hate my mood swings. They're great!
     
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
    A pachydermatologist
     
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    A troubled patient went to a Doctor without an appointment.The receptionist asked what was his problem. He said “I’m invisible.” She went back to the Doctor and explained there was a patient that was not on the schedule and said he thought he was invisible...the Doctor said “Tell him I can’t see him.”


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    Same patient came back next day, completely naked, wrapped in clear plastic wrap, walking somewhat like a penguin...Flustered, the lady at the desk rushed back and told the Doc. “Ok, okay. Tell him to come in my office.” he said as he sat down behind his desk. In waddled the man to the edge of the deck, just standing there. The Doctor looked up at him, shook his head and smiled, and said, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”


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    Same patient, same Doctor office, 3rd day....nicely dressed he told the receptionist that he really needed help, he was having an identity crisis...she informed the Doc. and was ushered into his office. “Doctor”, he said, “I’m so confused..one day I feel like I’m a teepee, the next, I’m a wigwam. One day, teepee, next day wigwam.Can you help me?” “Surely.” Said the Doctor. “It’s really simple....you are too tense.”


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    Nothing starts with N and ends with G.
     
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