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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. asemery

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    Panic Room:
    Any room you've lost your phone in.
     
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    EZDog EDC Junkie!!!!!

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  3. asemery

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    Fencing is the perfect sport for the Pandemic.
    1. Everyone wears masks.
    2. Everyone wears gloves.
    3. If anyone gets closer than six feet to you,
    you stab them.
     
  4. asemery

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    Silence is golden.
    Duct tape is silver.
     
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    What do ninjas drink?

    Wa-tah!


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  7. asemery

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    A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
     
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    Too rich for my blood.


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    Agreed,not a game that I was in!
     
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    Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.
     
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    How does a snowman get around?
    He rides an icicle!
     
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    The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled
    incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
     
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    A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

    The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you...." :bounce:
     
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