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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

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  1. jimboinwv

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    Golf is really F-l-o-g spelled backwards...


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    #701 jimboinwv, Oct 23, 2020
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    The longer I stay at home the more homeless I look.
     
    #702 asemery, Oct 24, 2020
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    There's a fine line between numerator and denominator.
     
    #703 asemery, Oct 28, 2020
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  4. asemery

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    I don't like the fact that my chances of survival during
    the pandemic are linked to the common sense of others.
     
    #704 asemery, Nov 2, 2020
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    I'd give that 2 likes if I could....
     
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    Must be in great shape.


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    #706 victograph, Nov 3, 2020
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    #707 victograph, Nov 5, 2020
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  8. asemery

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    Lately it's been taking me all day to get nothing done.
     
    #708 asemery, Nov 9, 2020
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    Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
     
    #710 asemery, Nov 24, 2020
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    #711 victograph, Nov 24, 2020
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    EZDog EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    People write "Congrats" because
    they can't spell Congrajalachins
     
    #713 asemery, Dec 12, 2020
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    Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
     
    #714 asemery, Dec 13, 2020
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    Do you know why baby yoda eats frogs? They taste like beer. “Full of hops, they are”


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    #718 victograph, Dec 28, 2020
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    A mom uses her new iPhone to text her daughter to ask.
    What does IDK, ILY, TTYL mean?
    The daughter texts back, "I don't know. I love you. Talk to you later"
    The mom responds, "It's okay. Don't worry about it, I'll ask your brother. Love you, too."
     
    #719 asemery, Jan 2, 2021
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    I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
     
    #720 asemery, Jan 2, 2021
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