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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

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  1. asemery

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    My cousin worked as a programmer for Autocorrect ....... then they fried him for no raisin.
     
    #661 asemery, Aug 18, 2020
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    Autocorrect can go to he’ll....


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    #662 jimboinwv, Aug 19, 2020
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  3. asemery

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    A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”
     
    #663 asemery, Aug 22, 2020
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    I invented a new word....

    Plagiarism .


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    #664 jimboinwv, Aug 23, 2020
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  7. asemery

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    The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
     
    #667 asemery, Aug 24, 2020
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    No joke....


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    #668 jimboinwv, Aug 24, 2020
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  10. asemery

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    Ygolohcysp - Reverse psychology.
     
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    It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
     
    #672 asemery, Aug 26, 2020
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    Do you know how whales locate currents in the ocean? They test the water with their fluke.


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    #673 victograph, Aug 28, 2020
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    I just found out I failed my German exam. Sacre bleu!
     
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    My doctor told me to try pilates . . . . I just heard pie and lattes.
     
    #675 asemery, Sep 1, 2020
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    Now sold on Bubba.com--get yours now!
     
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    What’s the last thing Jeff Bezos does before bed?
    He puts his Pajamazon.
     
    #679 asemery, Sep 11, 2020
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    What is red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick.
     
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