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Joke thread.

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. asemery

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    The Norse god of mischief doesn't like to talk about it. You could say he's low-key.
     
  2. asemery

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    The estimates on the energy efficiency of windmills were way over blown.
     
  3. asemery

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    I hate when I've been running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it's been 10 minutes.
     
  4. PragmaticMurphyist

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    Why shouldn't the clock run slow? I do!
     
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  5. asemery

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    How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
    A Brazilion.
     
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  6. asemery

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    I think most of you probably already know the first rule of Assumption Club.
     
  7. asemery

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    Admit.It.You.Are.Reading.This.With.Pauses.In.Between.
     
  8. jimboinwv

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    What did Kermit, the frog, say at Jim Henson’s funeral???


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  9. jimboinwv

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    Nothing...


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  10. Fishin Fool

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    You know how ballerinas are always up on their toes?


    Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
     
  11. Fishin Fool

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    That one always makes me sad. Henson was such an amazing man.

    edit: just noticed you are a newb compared to me ;)
     
  12. jimboinwv

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    Have been a member for a long time...mostly looking around....only found time to participate recently...yes, I agree. Mr. Henson made a difference in a lot of young people’s lives...and still does...


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    Ha...I just looked...5 days....


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  14. asemery

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    What do you call someone who can eat candy with both hands?
    Ambidextrose.
     
  15. Tesla

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    I'll keep that joke handy.
     
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    When I was a fairly young man, my Grandfather had a large farm with a lot of cattle...one day he asked me to, very carefully, count them...I counted 96, but when he rounded them up, there were a hundred...


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    April 2009 we both joined. Man, what a different place the world was.
     
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  18. jimboinwv

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    So true, so true...smh...I wonder about 10 more years...and worry about my family and friends...


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    At the grocery store there was a big X for me to stand on at the head of the check out line.
    I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that one.
     
  20. Tesla

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    Were you checking out with Acme products?
     
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