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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. EZDog

    EZDog EDC Junkie!!!!!

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  2. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
     
  3. Moshe ben David

    Moshe ben David Loaded Pockets

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    ummm. Maybe you also need a copy of Gray's Anatomy? ;)

    Am Yisrael Chai!

    Moshe ben David
     
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    pathwinder14 Loaded Pockets

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    Can you list every Top Level Domain?

    ICANN

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  5. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    Marriage Counselor - "Your wife said that you never buy her flowers"
    Husband - "I didn't know she sold flowers"
     
  6. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    My wife gets mad at me for being lazy.

    It’s not like I did anything.
     
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  7. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    I was playing chess with my wife and she said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.
     
  8. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    It does not matter how good the soap smells, never come out of the restroom smelling your fingers.
     
  9. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    Math puns are the first sine of mental instability.
     
  10. jemhouston

    jemhouston Loaded Pockets

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    From Houston Radio

    They came up with new mask promising to keep you from catching anything.

    It has the Cowboy's logo on it.
     
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    Ouch...
     
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    'cos they make you go off at a tangent.
     
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    echo victor Previously "YankeeHotelFoxtrot"

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    I wouldn't cosine a loan for either of you! :blink:
     
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    Dogs can't operate a MRI machine but CATSCAN
     
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    Naturally!

    Moshe
     
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  17. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
     
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  19. asemery

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    I come from a long line of dead people.
     
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