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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.
What are cheese puffs made of?
My fishing partner is really worried about COVID-19, but I can't for the life of me figure out why - he never catches anything!
The spread of COVID-19 is determined by two factors:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
Am Yisrael Chai!
Moshe ben David
Once I started to read between the lines, I realized that all books were really the same.
Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.
If you rearrange the letters of "A Postman"
he becomes very angry.
Worth and price mean the same.
Worthless and priceless are opposites.
Except worth and price don't mean exactly the same to begin with.
Second place means that you are the best loser.
Going by one meaning you are correct. BUT, when people appear on "Antiques Roadshow" they want to know what their treasures are worth (they are told the price).
If you hear any good fish puns let minnow.
This isn't the plaice for that.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
Long live REO Speedwagon
“How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
Without doubt, my favorite Robin Williams move is Mrs. Fire.
Nothing tops a plain pizza.
The scales are different...