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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. victograph

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  2. asemery

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    People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.
     
  3. asemery

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    I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.
     
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  4. Moshe ben David

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    Maybe....maybe not!

    Moshe
     
  5. asemery

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    Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater
     
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  6. PragmaticMurphyist

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    ...and it shouldn't be any hotter, as justeam would be difficult to eat.
     
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  7. asemery

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    I call my TV remote Waldo.
     
  8. asemery

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    The greener grass on the other side of the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.
     
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  9. victograph

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  10. EZDog

    EZDog EDC Junkie!!!!!

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  11. asemery

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    I started an on line course on astronomy but it was way over my head.
     
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  12. asemery

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    I’ve been taking up meditation lately. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
     
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  14. PragmaticMurphyist

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  15. asemery

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    I sent for a book titled "1001 uses for binary"
    What a rip-off. There were only nine entries.
     
  16. victograph

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    I see you’re 1 of the 10 type of people in the world.


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  17. asemery

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    I called the tinnitus hotline, but it just kept ringing
     
  18. Moshe ben David

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    You really need to embed a video or something with the sound of a snare drum and cymbal being hit... like in a burlesque place. :)

    Am Yisrael Chai!

    Moshe ben David