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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. asemery

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    I hate spelling errors.
    You mix up two letters and your joke is urined.
     
  2. asemery

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    Do Australians get hangunders ?

    Climate change is a lot of hot air.
     
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  3. HeadOffice

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    We don't get hangunders but we have a great reputation for kissing - 'cos when we kiss - we kiss down under (my wife hates that joke...)
     
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  4. asemery

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    We all just want to belong. But some of us are short.
     
  5. Stormdrane

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    Jokes about pizza are not funny. They're cheesy.
     
  6. PragmaticMurphyist

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    ...and sometimes spicy!
     
  7. karlito

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    How do you say suppository in Italian?
    InYouEndo (betterif said with the accent)
     
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  8. asemery

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    Karate: the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy a lot of belts.
     
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    Dogs can't operate MRIs, but Cats can
     
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    Question: What do you get if you have two green balls in a vice?

    Answer: Kermit's undivided attention.
     
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    I was thinking the Hulk and a broken vice..... ;)

    Am Yisrael Chai!

    Moshe ben David
     
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  12. Tesla

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    ...and an enemy for life!....:D
     
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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?



    A carrot
     
  14. victograph

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    What do you call a dead sea horse?
    A saw horse. It’s past tense.


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  15. asemery

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    Most puns make me feel numb. Mathematics puns make me feel number.
     
  16. victograph

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    On the news just now, with covid19, they recommend laundering money, as a preventive measure.


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    ...but there are spot shortages of it....
     
  18. victograph

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    A farmer had his wife complain the cows were too noisy, so he sold all but one cow. After that, they never herd the cow.


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  19. victograph

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    Stopped watching forged in fire. None of the blades were genuine. They were all forged.


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  20. asemery

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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?