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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Moshe ben David

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    I get the first 2...

    L'chaim!

    Moshe ben David
     
  2. jemhouston

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    Do you realize Thanksgiving is the holiday we eat the mascot?
     
  3. Gaulois

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    I just saw myself back in english class in highschool, trying to pronounce such words (as much as "though") with my horrific eastern-french accent ... :confused:
     
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  4. asemery

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    Theory of relativity explained:
    The relative length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.
     
  5. PragmaticMurphyist

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    I've often thought that bladder pressure is inversely proportional to speed. You pass a sign for a services (rest area) doing seventy and think, "Nah, I'll wait 'til the next one." Then you arrive at standing traffic and...! :eek:
     
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  6. victograph

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    And then there is the length of time, during one final minute of a football game....


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  7. EMarkM

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    What’s the difference between a duck?

    One of its legs is both the same.
     
  8. asemery

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    Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
     
  9. asemery

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    My colleague can not attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I will have to fill her slot.
     
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  10. asemery

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    The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
     
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  11. victograph

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    [​IMG] working at the snack bar of the theatre and found this movie next to the sink. “Red Dawn”


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