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Joke thread.

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Tesla

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    ...Can't wait to see pics of your black eye!....:)
     
  2. victograph

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    Ironically, my wife just came home and showed me the new ring she bought. Karma’s a bitch.


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  3. Moshe ben David

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    Looking forward to a report on how that works out... Good Luck!

    L'chaim!

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  4. asemery

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    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
     
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    When my wife asked me where the TV control was, I had to tell her that I did not have the remotest idea.
     
  6. asemery

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    I hate elevators and take steps to avoid them.
     
  7. PragmaticMurphyist

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    Mine always seems to be on the other side of the room. It's well named.

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  8. victograph

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    You know what kind of knife an electrician carries? A switchblade.


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  9. asemery

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    English puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
     
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    Political correctness
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    Effectively co-wrecked-us


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    (Replying here so as not to to derail the original thread.) With the greatest respect to the original poster and without wishing to diminish their annoyance, the above statement does strike me as containing a fair bit of irony...

    ...except it should probably be "coppery".

    (I'll get my coat.)
     
  12. victograph

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    Always enjoy a little light humor.
    Kind of a dad joke because its full groan.


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  13. asemery

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    The chemist sees the glass as completely full - one half air, one half liquid
     
  14. asemery

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    3 symptoms of laziness:
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    The Dad in me picks up the glass of water holds it up to the light, stares at it, and sits it down saying “ I know there’s a joke in there”.


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  16. asemery

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    There should be a button on every TV that would make the remote peep.