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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.
...and you're getting really old when you then ask yourself, "What did I come in here for?"
I was at the BMW showroom today and the salesman asked, "What are you looking for?"
I said, "Because I can't afford to buy".
I called an old school friend and asked what he was up to. He said that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed
On further inquiry, I learned that he had been washing the dishes ...under his wife's supervision.
I Googled- "Missing medieval servant",
it came up with "Page not found".
The advantages of easy origami are twofold.
I have a contact lens problem - I have no contact lens solution.
The word "gullible" can not be found in the dictionary?
What swampland critter is the most curious?
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
That joke sounds a little square..
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
The Norse god of mischief doesn't like to talk about it.
You could call him low-key.
If 666 is the number of the beast do you what 668 is?
The neighbor of the beast...
A friend told me "I don't believe in coincidences.
I said "Oh my God, me neither!"
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says !!
What is the square root of 69? 8-something.
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
...and I'm the king of procrastination, I just haven't got around to sorting myself out a crown yet.
Talk to me some other time about procrastination...