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Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. PragmaticMurphyist

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    ...and you're getting really old when you then ask yourself, "What did I come in here for?"
     
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  2. asemery

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    I was at the BMW showroom today and the salesman asked, "What are you looking for?"
    I said, "Because I can't afford to buy".
     
  3. asemery

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    I called an old school friend and asked what he was up to. He said that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed

    On further inquiry, I learned that he had been washing the dishes ...under his wife's supervision.
     
  4. asemery

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    I Googled- "Missing medieval servant",
    it came up with "Page not found".
    .
     
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  5. PragmaticMurphyist

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    The advantages of easy origami are twofold.
     
  6. asemery

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    I have a contact lens problem - I have no contact lens solution.
     
  7. asemery

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    The word "gullible" can not be found in the dictionary?
     
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    What swampland critter is the most curious?
    The investiGATOR!
     
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