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Joke thread.

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by Shike, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    The guy who invented autocorrect has died… restaurant in piece
     
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  2. jemhouston

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    November in Texas, where Mother Nature can go faster from 90 to 55 than you can when you spot a State Trooper.
     
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  3. asemery

    asemery Loaded Pockets

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    Smoking will kill you.

    Bacon will kill you.

    But smoking bacon will cure it.
     
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  4. indigo_wolf

    indigo_wolf AKA Breezy

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    Why do ducks have webbed feet?
    To stamp out burning fires?
    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    To stamp out burning ducks. ​
     
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  5. asemery

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    Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
     
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  6. Moshe ben David

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    Probably for the exact same reason you put all your money into your home at the advice of a broker....

    Moshe
     
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  7. asemery

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    How many boxes of "Thin Mints" do I have to eat before I start seeing results?
     
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  8. jemhouston

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    From Southwest Airline.

    What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

    Lucky

    I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I don't think I'd get a reaction.
     
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