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Confession of the day

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by GiraffeHooves, Apr 26, 2015.

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  1. MTFatboy
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    You may call me crass and boorish (I don't mind), but I'm convinced "politically correct" is an oxymoron, and I don't feel compelled to learn every acronym on the internet, especially those created in the interest of so-called political correctness. Instead, I just read through unknown acronyms and fill in the blanks with whatever comes to mind.

    My point? Every time someone mentions his "SWMBO" I read "Some White Man's Body Odor."
     
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    Brtsmpsn Oh, Canada!

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    That is close in the fact that it uses the right letters. She Who Must Be Obeyed.

    In another story my wife had a cousin who thought LOL meant lots of love. There was a huge misunderstanding when she was offering condolences at one time.
     
  3. Longbow_06

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    So I've broke the tip of my finger....
    Antiquated X-Ray machine...
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    And...
    The MONEY SHOT !! Little nurse was nice enough to point it out for you guys :D
    [​IMG]
     
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    How did you end up going through your finger???

    Sent From Another Dimension
     
  5. Longbow_06

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    An act of impulse, instantly regretted....
    I get annoyed at a stripped screw head, and tried to back it out, without the correct support. Drill slipped off the head of the screw....
    ZZZzzzzzzzz..... The rest is in the pics ;)
     
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    Yikes, quick recovery mate!
     
  7. kertap75

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    Ouch! Heal up quickly! If you're anything like me the thought "that was really stupid" was going through your head before the pain even hit lol
     
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    Antithetik EDC Junkie!!!!!

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    Speedy Recovery, Mate! :wavespin:
     
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    No wonder I didn't figure it out. I would have to modify it SWMBOWSL (She Who Must Be Obeyed When She's Looking), which is just too much to type when "the wife" means the same thing anyway.
     
  10. ManVsLawn

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    We only have an abundance of toes, not fingers.

    Sorry.

    That's like.. gnarly. Heal up dude.
     
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    I can spare a couple of digital digits. :giggle:
     
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    White elephant at work today. Had a package that was taped shut. Tried clawing it open, not a chance. People kept telling me to use my knife. What the meant was my Key-Bar which had no knife. Truth be told, I did have a knife, an Alox and a Classic, but at that moment, I refused to use it. Didn't want to become that guy with the "knife". I failed you all as a member of EDCForums :/
     
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    You used good discerning judgement... Or something like that. ;)
     
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    Ouch i know how that goes one time I... I... nope i got nothing for ya that relates to drilling through a finger.

    Heal up quick and congrats on your new unique war story.

    Sent From Another Dimension
     
  15. CalicoSalsa

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    I confess I just had a massage, free trade for some graphics work. Brain waves on low right now...

    Daywalker so sorry to hear about your #4 Jackson keiki. And that you are bummed out. Hang in there, this is temporary stuff, things will be put right again. Agree that the folks here are sterling, so make use of that whenever you need a lift, you are not alone.

    Longbow_06 sorry to hear the puncture was worse than first thought! Thank goodness you are seeing to it in time. And that it was just the tip of one digit...could have been worse, yikes.

    I recommend ice cream for anyone injured. Or those reading about injuries. Or just because.
     
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    That's not how you spell wilful stubbornness ;)
     
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    I have to confess that I felt inordinately proud to be a Montanan last June. I was working on a summer Master's program in integrated Art and Education at a college of visual and performing arts at the hippiest school in the hippiest town in Montana, but I realized I was still in Montana a few days in when a guy setting up the stage for his presentation that day grabbed at his pockets, looked around the room, settled his gaze on me, came up, and asked "Do you have a Leatherman I can borrow? I forgot mine today."
     
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    Get well, very quickly.
     
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    Yes, yes you did. LOL

    So you wanted to be the other guy?..... The one who claws at, tries to chew through, but ultimately loses to an inanimate object. I didn't think anyone wanted to be that guy. :)

    We'd forgive you if you said, "The only Knife I had on me was my folding, all black, Demon Killer machete. And I didn't want to scare the civilians."
     
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    I refuse to like any pic in which anyone lays their gear in their lap, aka crotch dumps. Really please stop.... you know who you are.
    Is that a confession or a rant? hmmmm
     
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