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A confessional.

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by jda, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. jda

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    Confession
    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

    Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

    Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

    Man: 'What sins?'

    Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

    Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

    Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

    Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
     
  2. Quixotica

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  3. DrChimRichalds
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    This should have been posted in the "make me laugh" thread. Funny!
     
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    Lucky Old Man... We could just dream that we could do he exact same thing...
     
  7. robertrock

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    That made me spew coffee on my desk. ;D:laugh:;D:laugh:;D
     
  8. Kripto

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    Awesome, hadn't heard that one.. Gonna tell the family :)
     
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    In real life, he'd be dead of a heart-attack. But at least he'd die happy.
     
  11. Tango 191

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    oyy voy voy
    lmaooo

    i haven't laughed that hard in a while
     
  12. JP

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    That was a good one!
     
  13. huntex

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    Can't blame him at all. :)
     
  14. Prepared American

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    Funny, if i was him I would have been bragging too.
     
  15. bud760
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    pics or it didn't happen
     
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    Awesome


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