Slightly modified from elsewhere on the interwebz: Strike the third chime. Draw back the veil. And light the black candle. Lament, as you contemplate your terrible epilogue. Break the circle. Draw the sigil. And cast the unclean rune. Bear witness as all you have wrought is rent asunder. Chant the hymn of the cacophonous void. Reveal the exalted unspeakable Name. And unbind the final gate. Wail and clamor as you invoke your pale and paltry gods for the respite that you realize can never arrive. Gaze upon my dark work and weep, oh wretched child of humanity. For I have put the Bump in the Bump-She-Bump-She-Bump.
( deep sigh ) Only 25 more.... of these Free +1 EDCF Supporter Badges..... to give away. Obviously, some members here are gonna wait til the last minute....and miss out. Kinda gives me the blues. Here's what they'll be singing: