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Dogs can't operate MRIs, but Cats can
I've got plastic straws I can bend in a u shape and carry in my waist pack if needed.
Note, when I get a smoothie / malt at Marble Slab, I...
Comedy of the Year.
Do you realize Thanksgiving is the holiday we eat the mascot?
I'm trying out a new pair of clothes Fence Mender's Kevlar Gauntlet Gloves
Stanley Pocket Multi-Bit Screwdriver 3-Pc., 4-in-1, carry it in my Rite-in-Rain cover
Along with the bit in whichever Leatherman I'm carrying
Picked up from Ace of Spades
The Saturday Night Joke
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and...
Extra socks or some plastic bags you can put over your shoes.
City map in case you need to find an alternate route.
Have you thought about adding a folding, plastic cover city map?
Security theater at its worse.
Leave it in the window tonight, if you can point to the west.
Thank you. Good backup for a lot of things
Picked up from Ace of Spades - http://ace.mu.nu/
Bad Library Jokes & Puns:
I think Muldoon may have written some of these:
I asked the...
Heard on the radio, "You ever think Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place?"
Why is the shovel famous?
It's a groundbreaking invention.
Me. Spec-Ops uses yellow.
From Southwest Airline.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I don't think I'd get a...