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How To Quietly Rip Velcro (video)

Discussion in 'The Breakroom' started by ATF, Sep 7, 2012.

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    ac7ss Uber Prepared

    Other applications come to mind, using the same method to cover the sound of unavoidable outgassing.
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    Greg Di Loaded Pockets

    That's hilarious! Thanks for posting!

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    SAKplumber Resident plumber

    Had to show my son that just now...still funny:) thanks!
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    SAKplumber Resident plumber

    Bump!
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    CSM-101 Uber Prepared

    :rolleyes:....:nah_disagree:....:furious:....
    Cannot believe I fell for that...
    But it was funny!
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    SAKplumber Resident plumber

    I loved it:D
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    jacobwilson99 Uber Prepared

    I couldn't hear the Velcro AT ALL. Crazy stuff there.
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    groovster Loaded Pockets

    Superb technique, off to practice...

    Tappity, tap, tap...
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    DirtHerder Loaded Pockets

    Can. Not. Stop. Laughing...

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    OreoGaborio Uber Prepared

    Works when ya gotta fart, too.

    Even more covert, you can scream "AMEN!" and no one will suspect a thing.... except everyone else when they start to realize they're now sitting in your "pew"
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    OreoGaborio Uber Prepared

    okay, sorry guys... I crossed the line. Went to toilet humor...

    But that just means THERE'S NO TURNING BACK, NOW!!! :D

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    SAKplumber Resident plumber

    Thats hilarious:D
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    faca Loaded Pockets

    perhaps can be improved with a loud fart ;-) instead

    thekapow Loaded Pockets

    Maybe if you could make someone else fart, that would be sooo ninja
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    OreoGaborio Uber Prepared

    (must resist making a dirty sex joke... must resist making a dirty sex joke... must resist making a dirty sex joke...)
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    SAKplumber Resident plumber

    Every time I happen across this I bump it up.
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    Erasergirl Loaded Pockets

    that works.
    so does sliding your fingers up across the velcro as close to the unhooking as possible
    the sound waves emanating from each tiny snap can be muffled somewhat.
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    WWW Loaded Pockets

    I read some of the replies but i wasn't expecting that!!!!
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    NonSenCe Loaded Pockets

    but..

    but..

    but i heard it still. :D
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    ATF Uber Prepared

    Bump. Everyone needs to know this technique!
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