Works when ya gotta fart, too. Even more covert, you can scream "AMEN!" and no one will suspect a thing.... except everyone else when they start to realize they're now sitting in your "pew"
okay, sorry guys... I crossed the line. Went to toilet humor... But that just means THERE'S NO TURNING BACK, NOW!!!
(must resist making a dirty sex joke... must resist making a dirty sex joke... must resist making a dirty sex joke...)
that works. so does sliding your fingers up across the velcro as close to the unhooking as possible the sound waves emanating from each tiny snap can be muffled somewhat.